Closed Post: Practice

[sorrowandsorrow]

Thank Christ that wedding dance is over. Janet had felt it looming, like exam season at Brakebills but way, way worse, and it had made her feel like she was being stalked. It's over, and Susan came to keep her company, and she still has a bottle of wine stashed in her closet about it. Spoils of war.

In a better mood all around, Janet's in a sitting room not too far off from the main drag of the mansion. She's cross-legged on a couch, in stocking feet but with her boots tucked up against the side of said couch, and she's essentially playing with dolls.

Okay, it's a little more grownup than that. She has a couple of those ubiquitous green toy soldiers, the ones every kid ends up with whether they want them or not, and she's practicing a Cavaleri Animation, making them march around and aim their tiny plastic guns at each other.

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[sorrowandsorrow]

The corner of Janet's mouth twitches, and then she's rolling her eyes and smiling. "Susan kept me company the night of your dance."

[timebethine]

"Oh," he says, momentarily taken aback. "So that was why thou didst wear such a look, when I called her Lancelot's young lady."

[sorrowandsorrow]

"I guess she used up all her good taste on me, but come on -- if they're hanging out, she's not his young lady. He's her boring knight." She sighs, dramatically put-upon.

[timebethine]

"Extremely handsome, though," he says. "A fine brooch to adorn a woman of great worth."

[sorrowandsorrow]

"If you're into that sort of thing." Janet narrows her eyes at him. "Oh my God, are you into that sort of thing?"

[timebethine]

Laertes doesn't quite flush--he's made of sterner stuff than that--but he does say very delicately, "I cannot see how such matters are thy concern."

[sorrowandsorrow]

"That's rich coming from you." Janet nudges him with a sock-clad foot. "Anyway, that shit never stays secret for long here. It's a pressure cooker."

[timebethine]

He nudges her right back; this feels hauntingly like bickering with Ophelia, but it's a friendly kind of haunting. "Very well--yes, I'd happily take him to bed if he wished. And half the men here, if I'm honest. The women are less to my tastes; so many of them are too young to rouse my blood. Even Nina, I can only see as a sister. There, now thou hast a full accounting. Hast thou any further demands?"

[sorrowandsorrow]

"Half the men! You're not as picky as I am, huh?" Janet laughs, relaxing a little. "My further demand is that you show me immediately next time you learn new magic."

[timebethine]

"My tastes are catholic in this respect," he says dryly, meaning all-embracing. "I certainly will. Nightingale hath promised to teach me another spell, but not yet told me which, or when. I'm afire to learn."

[sorrowandsorrow]

"Well, I'm afire to see it," Janet says, a little teasingly. "I'm guessing there are no Circumstances you have to adjust for?"

[timebethine]

He tilts his head. "I know not what thou meanest by 'Circumstances.' Perhaps?"

[sorrowandsorrow]

"So, when I do magic, it's -- I told you how complicated it is. Every time you do a spell, basically, you have to adjust the way you do it. For the phase of the moon, the altitude, the weather, all manner of bullshit."

[timebethine]

"Oh! Ay, I do remember that. So far, nothing Nightingale has taught me requires Circumstances--but he has only taught me one spell," says Laertes. "More complicated works may require a more precise alignment of the spheres."

[sorrowandsorrow]

"I want you to tell me when you find out. But," she adds, "if it's easier than my magic I'm going to be pissed off. Just to warn you."

[timebethine]

"He did say that practicing for more than an hour or two a day could scramble my brains," says Laertes. "Is that recompense enough?"

[sorrowandsorrow]

"Holy shit." She raises both eyebrows. "That would've put a damper on my insane study schedule at Brakebills. Yeah, don't explode your brain. I guess that'd be one way to cope with being a character in a play."

[timebethine]

"Has anyone here read thy story?" Laertes asks.

[sorrowandsorrow]

"Oh, no, I'm not--" Janet makes an apologetic face. "There are books about Fillory, but I'm not in them."

[timebethine]

This isn't entirely surprising to hear, Laertes thinks. Janet comes from an era hundreds of years removed from his own; there has been time for the play that contains him to be widely printed and widely read. If he met a stranger from hundreds of years after her time, perhaps he would hear a different answer. "Of course," is all he says. "Forgive me--I should not have assumed."

[sorrowandsorrow]

"Those stupid books would be so much better if I was in them." Janet's not offended, obviously. She's surrounded by fictional characters; it makes sense they'd assume she's one of them. "They're for kids, you know, the Fillory and Further books."

[timebethine]

Laertes raises his brows at her. "For children, as in soothing and mild as milk? Or for children--as in cautionary tales?"

[sorrowandsorrow]

"Uh, neither?" She raises her own eyebrows right back at Laertes. "They're just adventure stories for kids. Most of the fucked up stuff about Fillory got taken out, but there's still a villain."

[timebethine]

"I think that thy time has different thoughts than mine about what's best for children," Laertes laughs. "Tales of travel in distant lands have no fixed audience, in my time, and almost every story has a villain."

[sorrowandsorrow]

"The villain's not even that scary," Janet says conspiratorially. "I've met her. Honestly, I thought she'd be hotter."