"Two things." Janet holds up two fingers demonstratively. Okay, she's a little buzzed, but Luo Binghe seems way worse off.

"One," she starts, "I have no idea who it is. Sagramore is my favorite man here, but the competition isn't super stiff. Two," she continues, "I couldn't give up my kingdom for one person. I love Fillory. It's stupid and impossible and right out of a nerd's wet dream and I love it anyway. I love it way more than I've ever loved the idea of being with someone like that. But I'm not you."